Keep the Developer Alive · Vol. 2
Survive the Sprint
CAREER SCORE0
WEEK 1 · DEVELOPER0 reputation · 0 tech debt
MONPlanning
TUEBugs
WEDAI
THUOutage
FRIDeploy
☕ Energy78
💗 Morale80
🧠 Patience82
📋 Ship today's tickets0 / 3
Monday · Sprint Planning Hell
Five days. One developer. No reasonable requests.
OFFICE TIME9:00 AM
TAP STATIONS · CHECK THE OFFICE
WORKDAY9:00 → 5:00
Where should your developer go?
Choose a workstation to begin
READY
Developer vital signs
Suspiciously optimistic☕ Caffeine78
💖 Morale80
🧠 Patience82
0/3Tickets today
0Open bugs
0Actions taken
TODAY'S MISSION
Sprint Planning Hell
Stakeholders have discovered the backlog. Your job is to survive.
🎯 Ship 3 tickets before 5 PM.
📨
Suspiciously quiet.
That's usually when someone schedules a meeting.
📟 Office chatter
No incidents. This is probably a trap.